Now not too way back I discussed the Flitedeck “smart handlebar,” and it kind of feels just like the biking media is in any case noticing–or no less than acknowledging–the supply of the owner’s earnings circulate:
As they are saying in industry faculty, if you’ll be able to’t enchantment to their minds, enchantment to their…different portions:
Despite the fact that no less than one motorcycle corporate has it seems that attempted to scouse borrow the theory:
Studying between the traces, we will be able to take this to imply that the John Burke OnlyFans used to be now not a luck:
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In addition they had a “meeting” with a motorcycle business CEO just lately, which might or would possibly not have concerned huge amounts of child oil:
They don’t disclose the id of the CEO, however I’ve were given a horny just right thought of who it may well be:
That’s a shot of him in fact construction the bicycle, by way of the way in which:
As a result of he’s a genius:
The body of a genius, the frame of an Adonis, and the rap sheet of an leisure business magnate.
However sure, each and every Cipollini body is hand-sculpted from a unmarried hunk of pecorino romano by way of the person himself, and he really is a genius in essentially the most Felliniesque sense of the phrase.
Anyway, the sensible handlebar will have to take us one a very powerful step nearer to finish street motorcycle non-serviceability:
It’s such a lot higher than the quill stem, isn’t it?
Talking of items which might be comically outsized, consider 750d, the brand new gravel-specific wheel measurement?
After all you don’t. No one desires it, and no person cares. Nonetheless, they’re making the motorcycles for it anyway, and the critiques are beginning to trickle in from the biking media:
The solution, as you’ll have suspected, is “No, we really don’t.” However consider: gravel biking within the twenty first century is all about inclusivity, and there is not any staff of people that have had a tougher move of it in our society than statuesque athletic males:
A brand new wheel measurement manner other folks of restricted manner equivalent to Reggie Miller gained’t must lodge to the custom-built Moots gravel bicycles they may be able to simply come up with the money for:
750d may in any case carry biking the infusion of retired skilled athletes the game so desperately wishes.
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