I’ve were given a bone to select with Ms. Greta:
How dare me? How dare you! I believed the planet was once boiling and the glaciers had been melting and that via now my kids wouldn’t know what snow looks as if and I’d be dodging falling coconuts in February. But this iciness’s kicking the crap out people. So what provides!?!
Yeah yeah, I do know what you’re going to mention. “That’s not how climate change works!” Oh, spare me. I WAS PROMISED A SEARING-HOT FUTURE AND THAT’S WHAT I WANT!!! I’m uninterested in icy winds, and frozen, blighted landscapes, and squinting because the snow quilt redirects the rays of the solar directly into my retinas:
Oh, don’t get me mistaken, I’m making the most efficient of it. When the paths are frozen and I’m heading out at the Roadini:
And when the snow is deep and the roads are a multitude I’m in the market at the be-fendered Homer:
However the older I am getting the extra interminable the winters appear. Possibly I wish to retire to a couple biking paradise with a gentle local weather, just like the Mediterranean, or Frederick, MD:
The place “Everyday Ray” has ridden his bicycle each and every unmarried day for over seven* years:
*[Note to Intern: check that math.]
So is he possessed of an unusual fortitude? Or is Frederick merely a biking paradise?
Oh, and in the event you’re questioning, On a regular basis Ray owns six motorcycles, and one in all them’s a Seven:
So I assume it’s essential say he’s all sixes and Sevens.
Sorry.
Finally, neither snow nor rain nor warmth nor fool motorist remains this Frederick Fred from the swift final touch of his appointed trip:
Excellent for him, and lengthy might he cycle–regardless that it does happen to me that there is not any more straightforward partner to cuckold than a bicycle owner, given our completely loyal day by day disappearances. In reality, a few of us even proportion our actual location all the time to make it even more straightforward!
And but few people suppose to do the similar with our motorcycles, regardless that it’s most definitely no longer a foul thought:
It appears an AirTag led police proper to the positioning:
I used to be after all extra eager about finding out about this “one-of-a-kind bicycle,” which became out to be a Pivot Firebird:
I’m utterly out of it in terms of suspension bicycles, so I headed over to the Pivot website online to look what it was once all about:
I briefly realized that that is the best bicycle in the event you’re taking a look to don a full-face helmet and hump the watermelon:
I additionally watched this extremely informative video:
From which I realized the Firebird boasts a trunnion-mounted something-or-other that appears just like the motorbike has an oil derrick in its crotch:
I don’t know what any of the ones phrases imply, however probably the item within the heart is the Johnson rod:
I assume I’ve automobiles at the mind since I’ve been making an attempt to diagnose a test engine gentle on my getting older four-wheeled interior combustion recumbent, and I’ve gotten about so far as getting the code:
This narrows it down significantly, since according to my analysis this code can imply anything else from the fuel cap is simply too unfastened to the engine’s about to blow up. So naturally I’ve tightened the fuel cap and am hoping for the most efficient, as a result of if it’s anything else extra difficult than that then I’m out of my intensity.
Fuck it, I’m leasing a Hyundai
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